Sorry I stopped typing, I'm watching Seinfield. Uh oh, Mr. Eckley story coming on. The other day the news came up. He said,"Every day my wife says, watch the news with me. I say, I'm going into the back room to watch Seinfield. She says, Sit down and watch the news with me. I say, The news sucks. All we ever get is Scranton, Wilkes-Bare news." That's so dumb, who cares about Scranton, all that ever happens there is a Mini-mart gets held up or a person is brutally murdered. did anyone figure out what I was describing in the previous FFOTD? Well here's another question.
If a train leaves New York at 4:38 P.M. for Honoululu. Another train leaves Chicago at 12:00 A.M. for the local Seven-Eleven. Now remember, the Earth is constantly rotating. Of course, it's January 18th. Regional national forcast is a 100% chance of rain, temperature should be from 30 to 108 degrees. There is also a chance of hurricanes in the far eastern part of our reigon. It is a dark and cloudy night and x equals 42. But then again, what dosen't? The average PPPIP (Pencils per person in Pennsylvania, what did you think?) is 3.2. Keeping this in mind, how many penguins are there in Liverpool, Ohio? Answer to both questions tomarrow.
Overheard on the bus-"I like BIG udders!"
Sentence to I had to translate into Latin last night-O Lady, your slaves small, my slaves are large. (O Regina, tua servae sunt parvor, mea servae sunt magnae.)
Seen on Sportscenter-There were these guys standing in a field. All of the sudden these two deer come running out of the woods. The first deer leaps at this guy, like a fullback blocking for a tailback. Then the two deer just keep right on running.
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From my biology teacher, Mr. Cook-"Syrup is boiled down tree blood"
Jesse-I haven't heard from you in a while. If you are dead please tell me.
Liz-I got your letter. I don't think I can come up this weekend.
Neil-Now, whenever I have mail, My computer goes Istanbul was Constantinople / Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople / Been a long time gone, Constantinople / Now it's a Turkish delight on a moonlight night.
Nancy-How's it going? Life, I mean.
Ellen-How's Lola?, I haven't heard from her recently.
Jimmy, The Unapoodle
