Fun Fact of the Day Eighteen Joe Paterno is 69 years old.
It's a fact, it might be fun, who cares? Soon, the actual fact may dissapper, but Fun Fact of the Day will carry on. I know you all are rabid to know the answers to the two questions (the one with the trains and the penguins, and the one with all the ingreidents.) Well, here is the first question again-If a train leaves New York at 4:38 P.M. for Honoululu. Another train leaves Chicago at 12:00 A.M. for the local Seven-Eleven. Now remember, the Earth is constantly rotating. Of course, it's January 18th. Regional national forcast is a 100% chance of rain, temperature should be from 30 to 108 degrees. There is also a chance of hurricanes in the far eastern part of our reigon. It is a dark and cloudy night and x equals 42. But then again, what dosen't? The average PPPIP (Pencils per person in Pennsylvania, what did you think?) is 3.2. Keeping this in mind, how many penguins are there in Liverpool, Ohio? The answer is- Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Contains:Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup and 2% or less each of the following: Concetrated Orange, Concentrated Tangerine Juice, Concentrated Lime Juice, Concentrated Grapefruit Juice, Citric Acid (Vitamin C), Beta-Carotene, Thiamin Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Natural Flavors, Food Starch-Modified, Sodium Citrate, Cottonseed Oil, Propylene Glycol, Alginate, Xanthan Gum, Concentrated Aardvark Droppings, Guar Gum, ,Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Potassium Sorbate To Protect Flavor, Yellow #5 and Yellow #6. Well everybody knows those are the ingreidents in Sunny Delight, and that includes the Concentrated Aardvark Droppings.

I see you all went two for two, very good.
Yeaaaa, the Niners won big again, 34-0 over the Rams. They had three rushing touchdowns, three field goals, and two safties. Yes, yes, yes. Booooo, the Cowboys also won, 27-0 over the Giants. Back to Vince with the weather.

Fran, Fran go away. Oh, I see, you're already gone. Never mind.

This is the dawning of the age of Aquaris. Stupid cowboys. Stupid sister. Stupid tree. (I ran into it a couple times, OK?) What is the Deeper Meaning of Liff? This is like teaching a bunch of bannana trees. AOL, pffffft. Stupid bedtime. Stupid need for sleep. Stupid stupid. Stupid 33 dollar bus ticket. Stupid negative people. RENT, just got mail from Ellen and Marshall. He needs feedback on this October 13 thing. Do you Mansfield people want to meet at his house on that date? HE NEEDS TO KNOW.

Abwong (AB-wong) vb.
To bounce cheerfully on a bed.

To all a good night.

dflipse@csrlink.net

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