I also have a picture of the contents of the center pocketand one of just my new driver's license.

The wallet folds twice, so it has three sections.

Not really in any specific pocket, there is still a bit of sand from playing beach vollyball this summer.

Unknown amount of cash. Why unknown? Because I'd rather not be robbed, that's why.

On the left, first pocket, in front- A Libertarian Party 1997 Membership Card.

Behind that, same pocket- My Certificate of Amusement from CEA.

On the left, second pocket-Williamsport High School ID Card, trust me, it's a baaaad picture.

Behind that, same pocket- Blockbuster Video card that seems to have an odd mix of my and my mother's names on it. Anyway, I doubt I can even use it, plus I never go there.

On the left, third pocket- Free pass to any movie from United Artists Theaters.

Behind that, same pocket- Columbia house card.

Behind that, same pocket- Movie stubs for, The Juror, Die Hard With a Vengence, Star Wars and Mortal Kombat.

Behind that, same pocket- A phone number, 1-800-724-2424. I have no idea who it belongs to. If you know, please tell me.

Behind that, same pocket- This gets a little odd. It's a a check from the Orient Grill, in Australia. Here, I'll try to give you the idea.

         THE ORIENT GRILL
            89 GEORGE ST.
        THE ROCKS PH 2511255

Table #36                     Covers  7
Lunch                       Cashier

  6 Middy Soft          a   2.20  13.20
 Garlic Bread                      3.00
  2 S/Gril Chicken Wi   a   7.50  15.00
  2 French Fries        a   3.00   6.00
  2 N.Y. Cut Sirloin    a  14.50  29.00
 Giant T-bone 800Gm               19.50
  **Food                  85.70


   NEW BAL                        85.70
   #0017 Clk 002 Ecr#04 2:05 PM 6/08/96
Right about now, the phrase "What a freak!" has crossed your mind, I'm sure. Let me explain. When in Sydney, Australia with Mansfield, it was lunch time, and we were allowed to go wherever we wanted. Seven of us decicided to go to this restruant. I keep this with me because of what's on the back. It has all sorts of adding subtracting and figuring that's really pretty entertaining. See, like three people paid at the register, we figured the rest could pay up later. I got to figure out who owed what.

Behind that, same pocket- Some Nintendo Super Power Club stamps. They give them to you, and if you ever order anything out of the catalog they're worth a dollar.

Now the middle window-type dealie in the center.

In front- A picture of Liz, my illustrious girlfriend, wearing a maroon jacket of some sort.

Behind that, same pocket- A picture of Liz and I at her semi-formal. Pretty good picture, in fact.

Behind that, same pocket- A Wrigley's gum wrapper. On the back it is signed, "Molly West" and then there's a little arrow, and the words, "One of my favorite people." Molly wants everyone to think she's one of my favorite people and that I wrote that part, but really she did, so don't fall for it folks! =)

Behind that, same pocket- Yvonne Messeih's phone number and address.

Little note here. I don't normally carry girl's notes around in my wallet (Other than maybe Liz.) but those last two are seniors that have now graduated, so I gotta keep track of them somehow. We all know (Well, maybe you don't know) how organized I am.

Behind that, same pocket- A small folded piece of paper with the following people's names and phone numbers-

Pete
Kenny
Billy
Brad
Ted
Jason
Matt
Jon
Mike
J.J.
Brenna
Alissa
Leah
Becky
Alicia
Bryon
Jim
Tara
Josh
Carol
Aaron
Kathy
Madi
Sonja
Fiona
Nicole
Addie
Sarah

On the back of that same paper, these people's names and phone numbers-

Mike
Ethan+Alissa
Amber
Calling Card
Dad's Work
Eli
Grandma
Jason S.
Kim
Christy J.
Lisa F.
Matt Den.
Robert
Neil
Lance
Nancy
Mo
Jessica
Jeff
Ellen
Liz
Brittany
Amy
Mike Brion
Jesse
Marshall
Laine

Same pocket, behind that- An ad for a Marine Midland Bank Credit card, in the shape of a credit card. I keep this because it was given to me in a rather unusual way.

Same pocket, behind that- A small yellow piece of paper, folded in half. It has Jerry Rice's career stats. Just kind of cool to have and is on occasion even a little useful, especially when some moron who should have this done to them, tries to argue that Jerry isn't the greatest reciever ever to play the game.

Same pocket, behind that- Two ticket stubs from Romeo and Juliet, at the Hoyts Elmira Theater, on 11/16/96, the 12:50 showing.

Same pocket, behind that- A piece of paper that came from one the guides used to line up stuff on a model rocket, with ctmiller@stny.lrun.com on it.

Now the right side, front pocket- Library Card for the Lycoming County library system.

In the pocket behind that- A WAHS Class of 1997 fundraiser card. The seniors were selling them for four bucks in so they could raise some moolah. All it does is give me a few discounts at places like McDonalds, Subway, and Manhattan Bagel.

Same pocket, behind that- A prepaid long distance phone card from Big Lots that Sonja got me for my birthday.

Finally, we get to the money pocket. There is money in it. That's all we'll say about the regular money.

Behind the cash- An envelope that once held traveler's checks. It has in it a five dollar bill. It is a five dollar bill that I cannot spend. Why? Because it is The Five Dollar Bill Game five dollar bill. I am winning, and I intend to keep on doing so.

Same pocket, behind that- An Australian five dollar bill. No reason, I simply never took it out after I got back.

Same pocket, behind that- Two press clippings on the Libertarian Party, both from USA Today.

Same pocket, behind that- A Williamsport Area School Student Activity Card. Same pocket, behind that- An extremely interesting dollar bill. Some people will, when asked to look it over, search for five minutes and see nothing out of the ordinary. Others, will when simply handed it, take one glance, point, and say, "What the hell is this?" It is a real dollar bill, but with one modification. In one of the blank spaces, it reads, "Dylan Flipse's Money". I had nothing to do one night, so I printed that phrase onto regular paper, then taped on the bill, and printed on that.

I hope you enjoyed my waste of time, I will try and update it as much as possible.


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