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4/27/2001-In the AM...Niagra Pics update. From two of my trips to Niagra Falls this semester. The pics are kind big, it's just painful to throw quality out when those beautiful high-res images come off the digicam. New stuff- dylanfalls, fallsview, johnbigwinner, johnfalls, johnkatie, johnmorgan, johnoutsidecasino, johnoutsidecasino2, keithformal, prestoformal, and skitommyformal.

3/25/2001-Been a long time since I put anything in this space. Glad to be back at it. In a new year, we now have fabulous digital photography at our fingertips. And I'm taking full advantage. None of these new pics are scans, they all come from my digicam. And with no further delay, the new stuff is - charliecamera, charliepaulcurls, drewairport, dustbuildup, dylanheadstand, jamierosedrewmall, johanna, lizincognito, lukeamysamdaveattic, marshalljbme, nikscary, paulcurls, paulcurls2, pepperinbed, pepperjbme, rachelphone, ryanamyjamie, ryanpensive, shinycolumn, tomeating, tomkatie, tomkatie2, tomlukestilts, tommcm2, and tomstilts. (And it's all marked with asterix (*) to help you find it.) I really enjoy doing this page, because I get to write really wacky captions.

1/26/2000-Just one, but it's a biggie. That would be ultimate2.

12/14/1999-The following are new today- piefestfolks, roseliz, roseneilshirts, rosewavebill, samnoshirt, samsplash, tom, tomkids, tommissycrawl, tomnoshirt, tomsplash, and wetrichjessejohanna.

12/1/99-Got unlazy for a bit and added alissa2, billjessegetdown, bonfirepile, bonfirepile2, cargirls, christina, christina2, danpimp, exit42, flyingflip, groupwaterpark, hilachris, jeffnun, jessewetyell, jessewetyell2, lizsamnan, lukehfirejump, marshshades, missymonster, missytomwet, neilbritstraddle, neilrosestraddle, and notwetyet today. Resume lazy.

9/22/99-Quite a monumental day, in that I finished uploading and describing allll the pictures I got from Ellen. (Seems like it was years ago that she gave those to me...mostly because it pretty much was!) So, the last batch went up today (others have been going up without really being announced) and it included girlshall, girlssnacks, girlstough, groupmcdonalds, lancenanpats, lancenanstore, lizart, lizstore, lobby, lobbygirls, mcdonalds, mibs, mrbvd, mrbvd2, mrbvdgroup, nandylanjesse, nanmo, nanmouth, pamamystraughn, pamdork, patsdylan, patsneil, and poster. All are marked with an asterix (*).

8/10/99-Happyness is the ability to scan again. But, I've actually got some old scans to put online first. So far, I have amyellenodd, afterplay, afterplay2, afterplay3, alyssa, and alyssarachel online.

7/5/99-Added captions and links and such for dylanmalldark, ryanmalldark, sam2, speakerman, rosemalldark, elsmalldark, and johnmalldark.

Ok, long time, no update for this page. It's 6/4/99, school's almost out. Hopefully, a 486 will soon be making its way from Scotland to Williamsport, PA. Once I have that, I hook it up to a 14" monitor I have, throw my SCSI card in, hook up my scanner, and Scan Comp 2000 is born! But, as of right now, I'm waiting for that computer to be sent.

New pictures on the page today (12/23/98) include danjohnmike, danleg, dannose, danshadows, groupmall4, groupshadows, johnlizlaugh, malltables, malltables2, marshnan4, mikjohnrach, nanboard, paulchairarse, paulwave, rachamydaneln, rose, rosesamels, rosewave, ryanmall, samdrive, samdylanauto, sampizza, samsigned, smackrachel, strangleliz, and tugowar. These should have an asterix (*) before them for easy finding. Have fun now and look for us soon at http://www.flipse.com, hopefully.

Good news is this-I've had the new computer built for a week now. Bad news is this-my scanner isn't currently working on it. Good news is this-I managed to write the HTML for a big group of pics that I've had uploaded for a few weeks now. The list should include burnpapers, busaust, cardsnz, dansamsticks, dylanhills, dylankoala, dylanlift, dylanpotty, elsicee, elslukesam, elsneilshoe, fire, firetube1, firetube2, firetube3, firetube4, firetubesetup, flyingfire, groupfire, groupsydney, jesseelssam, jesselizaroo, jewishgym, lizletitia, lukefirestick, lung-after, lung-before, marclainejstnjoel, matneilelsluke, mattodd, mikeonvan, mikevan, neilelssit, neilperv, neilpervjesse, neilsparks, pepper, picofpic, stonechair2, sydney, sydeny2, tedbus, tomdrop, tomicee, and whatcameout.

11/23/98 Well, it's been a while, and I must say, this is quite the cheapie update. I'm putting up a list of new scans I have (119 of them!). In time, these will be put on the web, and in more time, they'll be put on the page. Thanks especially to Sam and Ellen, who provided pictures. So, the new ones are-afterplay, afterplay2, afterplay3, alyssa, alyssarachel, amyellenodd, amyrachel, amyrachwethair, backstate, bigjim, bretmike, burnpapers, busaust, campclass, campclass2, camptable, camptable2, camptable3, cardsnz, danjohnmike, danleg, dannose, dansamsticks, danshadows, dylanhills, dylankoala, dylanlift, dylanmalldark, dylanpotty, ellenmikeabner, elsicee, elslukesam, elsmalldark, elsneilshoe, fire, firetube1, firetube2, firetube3, firetube4, firetubesetup, flyingfire, girlshall, girlssnacks, girlstough, groupfire, groupmall4, groupmcdonalds, groupshadows, groupsydney, jesseelssam, jesselizaroo, jesseneilpants, jewishgym, johnlizlaugh, johnmalldark, lancenanpats, lancenanstore, lizart, lizletitia, lizstore, lobby, lobbygirls, lukefirestick, lung-after, lung-before, malltables, malltables2, marclainejstnjoel, marshnan4, matneilelsluke, mattodd, mcdonalds, mibs, mikeonvan, mikevan, mikjohnrach, mrbvd, mrbvd2, mrbvdgroup, nanboard, nandylanjesse, nanmo, nanmouth, neilelssit, neilperv, neilpervjesse, neilsparks, pamamystraughn, pamdork, patsdylan, patsneil, paulchairarse, paulwave, pepper, picofpic, poster, rachamydaneln, rose, rosemalldark, rosesamels, rosewave, ryandark, ryanmalldark, sam2, samdrive, samdylanauto, sampizza, samsigned, smackrachel, speakerman, stonechair2, strangleliz, sydney, sydney2, tedbus, tomdrop, tomicee, tugowar, and whatcameout.

7/23/98 (Probably, hard to say what the date is during the summer.) Ok, well, all kinds of new pics have been put up. They've been appearing over the last month or more, but I thought I'd make the update official when I was done. Well, I believe that this covers (I think.) six new rolls of pics, in addition to what pics I found while running through my large archives. This list can only be partial at best, but let's give it a try. New pics are-beatles, bethodd, bradfinger, brit-mike, britchair, charliewet, closet, crossfire, danscary, davedylan, daver, davjeshilmo, dennintendo, donkeydog, dylan3, dylanbeads, dylanbounce, dylanbraids, dylandoor, dylanflip, dylanfloor, dylanlil, dylanpc, dylantree, dylanstonehenge, enemacrackers, groupairport, groupireland, groupjb98, groupjb98-2, groupmall3, groupsign, groupsign2, hill, incense, jeffsleep, jessesmile, justinchurch, justinhair2, laine, lainedylanbeach, landscape1, landscape2, leaving, liz1, lizflying, lizpillow, lukeneildance, marshbritpepsi, marshneilpat, mattbeanie, mattdylanwwf, mattflip, mattgum, mikdendog, mikdog, moalissa, mokatieerin, nazis, neil1, neil2, neilbra, neildangroove, neildork, neiljeffnan, neilnancouch, neilnandark, neilshirt, party, party2, party3, party4, patdylanstare, patfop, pats2, patscared, samneilluke, shower, lukedocjess, lainebeach, neiljeffnan, patelsneil, racheldog, pizza, sambeth, samodd, sambethwet, denfire, stairs, paul2, paul, marshnan3, nansleep, charliepat, mikesit, neilcouch, neilstairs, anaflip, anagroup, anabubbles, and anapic. Now you'd think I'm done. You'd think wrong. I ALREADY have another roll of pics plus some random scans of some pics from the Australia trip that I found recently.

4/12/98 (Reaaaaaaaal super-early Easter Sunday morning.) I've finished some updates which include justinfloor, mansfield, handstands, maze, mattpaper, jessem, bethlaine, cartwheels, mo, mobat, momatt, and moteam. Mo money! Yah!

afterplay-A group of campers, including Pat Seymour, Ellen Gerdes, and Rachel Flipse mills around after Lil' Abner.

afterplay2-Crying after your last year at came is a time-honored tradition, as proven by Ellen Gerdes from this picture after Lil' Abner. Also present are Liz Learn, Dylan Flipse, Pat Seymour, and Amy Sirianni.

afterplay3-More of us hanging out after Lil' Abner, most notably Pat Seymour and myself (With the stylin hair!).

alissa-Alissa Gafford from Ethan's college send-off party at their house in the summer of 97.

alissa2-A picture of Alissa Gafford from way back on the Austria/Germany trip.

alyssa-Alyssa Heaps grins for the camera.

alyssarachel-Alyssa Heaps, teddy bear included, and Rachel Flipse at an unidentified location at camp.

amy-Amy Sirianni backstage at Lil' Abner.

amy2-Amy, but this time hanging out at the Arnot mall, and in style too.

amybethneil.jpg-Amy Lange, Beth Worthey (with quilt), and Neil Bardhan at Camp.

amyellenodd-A beautiful picture of Amy Sirianni and Ellen Gerdes goofing off outside at camp.

amylprom-Amy Lange dressed up and ready to go to the prom.

amylukeprom-Amy Lange and Luke Krauss on their way to the prom.

amyrachel-Amy Sirianni and Rachel Flipse in an old-school picture.

amyrachwethair-Amy Sirianni and Rachel Flipse with wet hair, standing in a hallway in Pinecrest. Next time, duck when the water balloon is incoming, eh?

anabubbles.jpg-My friend AmXy Fritch and her friend Mikey, at my house with a few bubbles.

anaflip.jpg-AmXy and I at my house, in front of my computer. We appear to be on the 41st floor. This appears to not be correct.

anagroup.jpg-Matt Dudek, AmXy, Mikey, and myself taken from the third floor of my house, while we stood on the landing between floors.

anapic.jpg-Battle of the cameras! Behind the other one is the "spunky" AmXy.

andyjeff-An interesting picture, involving a very serious Andy Rachlin, and a very odd Jeff Lap.

backstage-A group of guys backstage during Lil' Abner.

beatles-A very young Dylan hanging out with John, Ringo, and those, um, other two.

bethlaine-Yet another in a long line of interesting pictures. This one looks very confusing, but you see, it was taken on a plane. Beth Townsend is on the floor and Laine is sleeping on the seats. That simple.

bethodd-Sometimes it's hard to write these descriptions without laughing. Taken on a bus in Scandanavia, this is Beth, wearing her nice new cap, and speaking into god-knows-what.

bigjim-This one got a scan despite some dubious quality in the photograph. I don't know what that blur is, but the man on the couch is Big Jim.

billjessegetdown-Here we have Bill in the foreground, just being Bill, and Jesse behind him, getting down to the funky beats at Sam's second summer bonfire.

bonfirepile-First of two group shots from Sam's second summer bonfire, containing Neil, Jesse, Liz Learn, Liz Oakden, Nancy, Dylan, Sam, Rose, Luke, and at least one unidentifiable.

bonfirepile2-Second group shot from Sam's second summer bonfire, with Neil, Jesse, Liz Learn, Liz Oakden, Nancy, Sam, Rose, and Bill abstaining from all that pile nonsense. (AKA just being Bill)

bradfinger-Honestly, I don't think my friend Brad likes having his picture taken.

bretmike-It's just Mike Brion and the one they call "lil dude" (Bret) having another fine meal in the Mansfield cafeteria.

brit-mike-Mike and Brit all dressed up and lookin spiffy. I think they had plans to go to a tractor pull. (Notice-Not a genuine Flip Scan.)

britchair-Brit chillin out on a chair in my study.

britneilpat-Brittany (wearing my sweatshirt!), Neil, and Pat Seymour walking around in the dark after a football game.

burnpapers-You know, a man can only write so many descriptions of pics from one bonfire, especially when the picture in question is one of Sam dumping his school papers from the last three years onto a fire while Luke and I stand by. So I'm just not gonna write one.

busaust-On the bus in Australia. Visible are Luke Krauss, Steve Gavin (who likes Salt), Nancy (I believe), and Marshall Roupp. You'll notice the pattern on the seats, when we got there I was so tired and full of carnuba wax that those little lines looked like they were dancing. Carnuba wax, man.

busback-Dylan, Laine, Beth, and Alissa Heaps in a back of a bus in Scandanavia.

cardsnz-Really brings back the memories. We had an entire evening of downtime in our New Zealand hotel on one of the last days of the trip, and we just filled the hallways with card games and such. Here we have Marshall, Rachel Flipse, Katie, Justin, and Robin, among others.

campclass-This is a shot from a class I never ventured into in my years at camp, the art class. I'm scared just thinking about it. Er, ya, anyway, here we have some unidentified male showing off his artwork while Liz Learn looks on.

campclass2-Another classroom of Mansfield Campers.

camptable-Nothing more fun than eating at camp. This group includes Amy Sirianni.

camptable2-A crazier group of campers, after the usual meal of salads and cereal. We have Justin (Big Justin), Pat Lally, my associate Joseph Scopaletti, Susan, Amy Lange, Beth Worthey, and some others.

camptable3-More campers eating, this time we have Dustin, Wendy, Susan, and Liz Learn.

cargirls-When Sam Corbett, Luke Krauss, Tom Smith, Johanna Schmit, Jesse Brown, Rich Hosler, and I went to Massachusetts to see Moxy Früvous in April 1999, the two girls in this picture were just a few of the many people we communicated with through signs (and sign language!) while on the open road.

cartwheels-Pretty good picture of Emily Colegrove, Liz, and myself doing cartwheels in the twilight on a beach in Helsinki.

castle-Rachel, Alissa Heaps, Beth, Emily, and Marc playing at a fountain in Denmark.

*charliecamera-Charlie Miller, around the time of JBME, showing off both his picture taking skills and my Roger Wilco-hacked headset.

charliepat-First off, my house was not constructed THAT badly. Some drunk must have been taking the picture. My basement floor is actually more or less level. Other than that, that's Pat Lally playing fooseball and Charlie Miller rolling up his sleeping bag.

*charliepaulcurls-Charlie Miller is taking some pictures of me, but the real interesting action is behind him, where Rachel is giving Paul Brion some very pretty curls.

charliewet-Charlie waiting for a They Might Be Giants concert at Ithaca, NY. Sam, Beth, Neil, Nancy, and Marshall are in the background. We are all very, very wet. The campus of Cornell University is pretty big. We got out of the car at the "bottom." The concert ended up being very near the "top." During the walk/mad running dash up there it "rained like a mother."

charrach-Charlie, Rachel, Liz, and Marshall's butt walking around my neighborhood at night.

christina-Taken in the Alps during the Austria/Germany trip, this features Christina slightly less than willing to get her picture taken.

christina2-Also of Christina in the Alps, this time slightly less standoffish, but 100% less aware that she was having her picture taken.

closet-That is Pat Lally attempting to get Brad to come out of the closet. *ahem*

cody-Cody was our lovely Maria from The Sound of Music.

copenhagen-A lovely view of the waterfront in Copenhagen from a boat tour.

couchcamp-A very blurry Dennis, Charlie, Ellen, and Amy on a 2-person couch at camp.

crossfire-Pat Seymour and Mike Brion playing Crossfire in my attic during JB98. Charlie is watching, while I got one of my 15 trillion pictures of the back of Laine's head.

curls-What else? It's a picture of me showing off my lovely flowing curly hair from the Scandanavian trip in 97.

dan-Dan Welch, trying to imitate the famous Flipse Lip Expression, and of course failing miserably.

danjohnmike-Taken at the Arnot Mall, Dan Welch sports the cool candy necklace while John Tomlinson and Mike Brion just kinda on the floor and at a table.

danleg-Well, it's Dan Welch and this pics is best not viewed by...anyone.

danpimp-Nothing to say about Dan Britton (from sometime right before or during our performance of the Sound of Music) except that the man...is a pimp daddy.

dannose-This features Dan Welch's oversized nose over there on the left, but the picture also contains Danny Schmit, Tom Smith, Johanna Schmit, and Jesse Brown outside the movie theater at the Arnot Mall. They're probably up to no good.

dansamsticks-Dan Welch (With spikey hair-Enabled) and Sam Corbett ready some sticks for Sam's bonfire, as the night fades to black.

danscary-Well, Dan is wearing earings and other assorted drag and apparently screaming "Get your bitchass back in the kitchen in and make me some pie!!"

danshadows-A cool looking picture if ever there was one, of the late-summer evening shadows falling across Dan Welch's face in the Arnot Mall foodcourt.

davandymik-A nice pic from the time that we put 12 people in my van, featuring Dave, Andy, and Mike.

davedylan-Many a year ago, while visiting Stonehenge, a young Dylan was trying to decide what to throw at the un-suspecting Dave Robison. No, actually, I was just grabbing a quick bite to eat on what I remember to be a very cold day in England. And, one more quick memory, I spilled some of that hot chocolate on my camera, but without any real damage.

daver-I'm not normally one to advocate the spread of kiddie porn, but hey, why not? This is a shirtless Dave doing some sort of Martial Arts exercise in our hotel room in Ireland. I don't understand it, really, but I tried to do the same thing and hurt myself.

davjeshilmo-Dave, Jesse Mack, Hilarie, and Mo (Yo yo yo?) Holland walking around the lovely country Ireland. Lovely I say.

denfire-An odd picture, and one I have yet to totally figure out, but apparently someone got a picture of Dennis Huggins while something nearby went up in flames.

dennintendo-Taken at JB98, it's Dennis playing Mario Kart 64. From the looks of things, he's slumming it in third place.

dennis-It's Dennis Huggins standing over the camera looking rather god-like at Brittany's Great Camp-out reunion on Seneca Lake.

dennis2-Dennis outside at Camp.

dinner-Looks like a tasty dinner at Camp with Ellen, Amy, and Brittany.

doc-Doc, doing Doc things. Like vacuuming.

donkeydog-Now, this was an actual roadside attraction in Ireland. This guy said it was a real Donkey Dog, you make the call. And, he actually made to pay a few cents or something to take your pic with it. I bought a sign there that said "No Bloody Swearing." I was happy.

*drewairport-Drew Johnson, shortly after we picked him up in the Baltimore airport, in the days leading up to JBME.

*dustbuildup-Buy a computer from Hewlett-Packard, let it run for a few years without removing the front bezel, and then finally check on the dust buildup on that front case fan. It's a blast, seriously.

dylan-Me!

dylan1-Me, wearing my famous hat, with curls coming out from beneath it, probably somewhere in Norway.

dylan-Me wearing a swimsuit at the Great Camp-out Reunion.

dylan3-Just another dumb, and actually badly scanned, picture of me.

dylanbeads-Despite really bad hair, this is a decent pic of me, taken at Liz's 16th Birthday party.

dylanblarney-Me kissing the Blarney Stone in good ol Ireland.

dylanbounce-Little blurry, but a neat pic of me bouncing on my couch.

dylanbraids-A neat picture of me and Justin Niles from Scandanavia. You can very clearly see my stylin braids, as Justin points to a statue of some sort.

dylancrane-Me again, practicing the Crane technique from Karatie Kid on top of a parking sign.

dylandoor-Low angle shot of me, entering my room. I like this pic of myself.

*dylanfalls-John Morgan and I made an ill-advised trip to Niagra during the middle of the night over spring break. Once it got to be light out, we went to the falls for some photo ops. But it all freakin cold and stuff, and right at the falls, there was mist freezing to our faces and such. Anyway, we moved a bit down the road and too a few pics.

dylanflip-Me hanging upside down off my bed. Fun stuff.

dylanfloor-Just me relaxing on my floor.

*dylanheadstand-Kids these days...make them kill a few hours in an airport and they'll start doing headstands all over the place. Also cool is that I took this picture myself, using the remote control on my camera.

dylanhills-A slightly young me, in the Blue Mountains of Australia, with a bright sun shining down.

dylankoala-Me holding a koala in an Australian zoo. Fun (?) koala fact-They smell really bad.

dylanlift-A scan of the three pictures which show Tom Smith lifting me up to a tree branch at the 1890s Festival.

dylanlil-What a cute little kid who had his picture taken on board a London subway.

dylanmalldark-Me, in the parking garage outside the Arnot Mall, big smile.

dylanodd-Me, being odd.

dylanodd2-Me, being odd anyother time. This one involves a mall, socks on my hand, and my hat looking like it's gonna devour a Big Coke Cup, according to Marshall.

dylanpc-Picture of me in my natural surroundings, right in front of the computer.

dylanpotty-Har har har, let's all take a picture of me as I walk into a porta-potty at the 1890s Festival. That'll be a hoot.

dylansmile-Me wearing a big smile and my ever-present San Francisco Giants hat.

dylantree-Picture of me climbing a tree, first a wide angle, and then a zoomed in shot. Look at that brilliant imaging work.

dylanvict-Me in Victoria's Secret with Nancy.

dylstonehenge-Another picture of the young Dylan from his first trip overseas with Mansfield, this time in front of Stonehenge. Also seen in the picture is Christina, whom I believe I had a crush on.

elenjesdyl-Ellen Gerdes, Jessica Heaps, and myself sitting down for a nice meal at Mansfield.

ellen1-Ellen Gerdes dressed up at Britt's house, night of 10-12-96.

ellen2-Another one of Ellen dressed up.

ellen3-A third pic of Ellen, just not so dressed up this time.

ellenmikeabner-Ellen Gerdes and Mike Brion onstage for Lil' Abner. You know, as much as Ellen seemed like she was perfectly at home on stage, Mike always seemed like he'd rather be anywhere else. But, hey, just an observation.

elsicee-Liz Oakden eating an icee at the fabulous 1890s Festival in Mansfield, PA.

elslukesam-Liz Oakden, Luke Krauss, and Sam Corbett sitting in chairs around the bonfire at Sam's house. Liz has goldfish, so watch out!

elsmalldark-A closeup of Liz Oakden in the dark of the parking garage at the Arnot Mall, showing off her big southern hair. Kinda.

elsneilshoe-This picture contains Liz Oakden, Neil Bardhan, Dr. Pepper, a lighter, a shoe, some sandals, a bare foot, and a hairy leg. Caution is advised.

emily-Emily Colegrove on the beach in Helsinki.

enemacrackers-Picture of Mike Brion and Pat Lally, who is holding a bag of Animal Crackers. This picture was taken at about 4AM in my room, so at the time, calling them "Enema Crackers" was very funny to us.

escelator-Noelle Smith, Tom "Dude, we aren't related! And dude, I can't hook you two up." Smith, and Scott Foreman-Murray at the Arnot Mall from Jesse Brown's send-off.

exit42-Of all the silly things you can do while driving down I-80, taking an exit just so you can snap a picture of the sign is certainly one of them.

ethan-The legendary Ethan Gafford, at his house before he left for college.

*fallsview-My fraternity's formal was in Niagra Falls (freshman year). Here's a picture I took from my hotel room window. Pretty...

feet-People's feet in Ireland, I think Mo, Dave, maybe Hilarie, and Ben are in there.

fire-A picture from Sam's phattie bonfire. Yes, that's a Mountain Dew can. I know what you're going to ask and the answer is-"We threw it in there because the fire was still thirsty and it'd had enough Coke."

firetube1-First of the firetube series, this contains myself and Luke Krauss, and shows us just placing the tube over the fire.

firetube2-Second of the firetube series, shows Luke Krauss holding up the tube with a stick as the flames begin to shoot out the top.

firetube3-Third of the firetube series, the flames in all their glory, as Luke Krauss and Sam Corbett hold up the tube, I stand around and Neil sits and watches.

firetube4-Fourth in the firetube series, shows the tube spitting out a ball of fire and some smoke.

firetubesetup-Shows Sam, Luke, and myself putting the tube together and preparing the holes that we use to hold it up.

flyingfire-Sam Corbett and Luke Krauss watch as bits of burning paper fly everywhere.

flyingflip-Back in sixth grade, I was sometimes known as the Flying Flipse, because of my tendency to jump down all eleven stairs in a half-flight at Lycoming Valley at once. Cool action pic.

gambling-Me gambling at Tivoli Gardens.

girls-Amy, Liz, Ellen, and Pat Seymour eating at Camp.

girlshall-As a male camper, this was something I didn't get to see (much) while I was at camp. I mean, they've got stuff painted...on the wall. Girls are weird.

girlssnacks-Four girls, Ellen Gerdes, Amy Sirianni, Rachel Flipse, and Rachele Armstrong grubbin in the lounge on the girls' floor.

girlstough-Amy Sirianni, Liz Learn, and Ellen Gerdes may think they're tough, but I'm not afraid of them. (Much)

group-Group picture from Liz's pond featuring (From left to right, top to bottom.) Nancy Maschmeyer, Liz Learn, Jesse Brown, Jeff Lapp, Marshall Roupp, Neil Bardhan, Mike Brion, Ellen Gerdes, me, Brittany Loughlin, Kathy Eck, and Bruce the Gay Dog.

group2-A small group picture taken at Marshall's with Neil, Liz, Ellen, Mo, and Nancy.

groupairport-A group picture from the Scandanavia trip, in the Helsinki airport, ready to leave. (On the left is Justin and Doc. First row, front to back-Joel Wilbur, Rachel Flipse, Katie Gruber, Beth Townsend, and Marc Bender. Second row is, front to back again-Alissa Heaps, Emily Colegrove, tour guide and drunk extraordinnaire Rob, Liz Learn, Laine Stager, and ME!)

groupaust-A nice group picture from Australia with the Opera House and Bridge in the background. (Left to right-Calie, Charlene Beebe, Noel, Calvin, Jill Test, someone, Jessica, Nancy, Lance, Justin)

groupcaf-Group picture taken at the memorable Mansfield Cafeteria. (Top row, left to right-Neil, Pat Seymour, Liz Learn, Mo Holland, Brit, Amy, Nancy, and a young-looking Mike Brion. Bottom row, left to right-Jeff Lapp, Ellen Gerdes, Jesse Heaps, and me.) I look to be gettin some.

groupdark-Pat Seymour, Brittany, Neil, Jenn, and Nancy walking around in the dark.

groupdock-The group picture with all the people from the Great Camp-out Reunion. (Left to right-Marshall, Mike, Dennis, Brittany, Liz, Dylan)

groupfire-Group shot from Sam's campfire. (From left to right-Mike Brion, Dan's friend Matt, Dan Welch, Brittany Loughlin, Neil Barhan, and Jesse Brown)

groupireland-Large group picture from our trip to Ireland, along with the group of Irish kids.

groupjb98-From my basement, with both Pat Seymour and Lally, a hidden Jeff Lapp, Charlie Miller, shirtless Luke Krauss, Pili, Mo Holland, Mike Brion, and Brit.

groupjb98-2-Another group pic from my basement, featuring Dennis Huggins, Neil Bardhan, Pat Lally, Pat Seymour, Charlie Miller, Rachel, Liz Learn, and an ever-shy Laine Stager.

groupmall-A large group picture from the Arnot Mall. (Let's try right to left this time-Jeff, Brittany, Rachel, Mike, Pat Seymour, Neil, Pat Lally, Nancy, Liz, Andy Rachlin, Luke Krauss.)

groupmall2-Another group pic from the fabulous Arnot Mall. (Left to right on the bench-Andy, Pat Lally, Dan, Mike, Charlie, Sam, Nancy, Liz,Neil, Jeff. Left to right on the ground-Becky, Rachel, Amy.)

groupmall3-Neil, Sam, myself, Mike, Jesse, and Brit at the Arnot Mall.

groupmall4-Little group picture from the Aug 9th 20-person reunion at the Arnot Mall during which we saw The Negoitiator. (Left to right-Danny Schmit, Ellen Gerdes, Rachel Flipse, Dan Welch, Mike Brion, Dylan Flipse, Paul Brion, Amy Sirianni, Ryan Searfoss, John Tomlinson, Liz Learn, Sam Corbett.)

groupmcdonalds-Most excellent group picture, taken at the traditional McDonald's meal following the play. This one happens to be from my last year at camp and includes Mike Brion, Neil Bardhan, Mo Holland, Ellen Gerdes, Brittany Loughlin, myself (obscured), Nancy Maschmeyer, Rachel Flipse, and Jason Brion, many of us in our "Darn" Yankees tshirts.

groupshadows-A cool picture of a large group at the mall, half in shadow, hal in the sunlight. (Left to right-Rachel Flipse, Ellen Gerdes, Amy Sirianni, Johanna Schmit, Jesse Brown, Danny Schmit, Liz Oakden, Sam Corbett, Dan Welch, Paul Brion, Nancy Maschmeyer, Marshall Roupp, Liz Learn, John Tomlinson)

groupsign-Neil, Brit, Ellen, myself, Pat Seymour, Pat Lally, and the two-headed monster of MarshallNancy outside Mo Holland's birthday party here in wonderful Williamsport, PA.

groupsign2-Same as above but about five seconds later. I do not endorse Miller Light.

groupsydney-A group picture from Sydney (With the Bridge in the background) containing Doc, Katie Gruber, Rachel Flipse, and Robin.

grouptower-Justin, Beth, Rachel, Katie, Emily, and Liz from the top of a very large tower in Copenhagen.

groupwaterpark-Very sly (eat your heart out, Ralph Lauren and Tommy) group shot of Jesse, Dylan, Tom, Sam, Kevin, Missy, Luke, and Johanna from the small water park we visited while waiting for Moxy Früvous.

gummi-This is just, um, some gummi bears that I scanned.

guysodd-Mike, Dennis, Jesse, Neil, and Pat Seymour being, well, themselves.

h-bef-aft-A combind picture of me playing hockey. First with the puck coming at me, and then with me having made the save.

hall-A great shot of the hall on the boy's floor one of my years at camp.

handstands-An old picture, from what I think was the summer of 93, way back when, in a town in England called Stratford-on-Avon. Birthplace of The Bard, no less. Here, you see that we were in a very nice little park and Lynne Stewart (Now Lynne Fox) and Jesse Heaps were having a little handstand contest.

hardrock-A great old picture from in front of the Hard Rock Cafe in London. Dave Robison is holding a rather little me up in the air.

hawaii-A neat group picture from a luau in Hawaii with Marshall, Jesse Brown, Dylan, Sarah Hughes, Lance, Jessica Heaps, and a short-haired Nancy.

hilachris-Hilarie Lloyd takes a break while Christina continues her ascent of the Alps near Hitler's former hangout, the Eagle's Nest in Austria.

hilarie-Hilarie Lloyd at the arcade at the Arnot Mall.

hill-(I think.) That's Mike and Charlie, charging down the hill behind Pinecrest Dorm, home to epic wiffle ball games and home run derbys, not to mention nutty downhill dashes.

incense-See, this is why people worry about me. This is what happens when I'm bored. I took this picture of an incense burner that Sonja gave me for Christmas in my room at about 3AM. Does look cool though.

*jamierosedrewmall-Strange stuff goes down when we visit Arnot. Rose looks to be putting the smack down on someone that might be Rachel Flipse, Drew and Jamie are doing nothing in particular other than stand around and look goofy.

jeffgame-Jeff Lapp, at the arcade at the Arnot Mall.

jeffnun-Here, Jeff Lapp checks out the nun costume sometime around our performance of the Sound of Music.

jeffsleep-Jeff Lapp trying to get to sleep, or something, in our hotel room in Ireland.

jennancy-Nancy and Jenn hugging. Sort of.

jess-Jessica Heaps, wearing a white hat at camp.

jesse-Jesse Brown, concentrating very hard at blasting away some aliens or something.

jesseelssam-Jesse Brown, Liz Oakden, Sam Corbett sitting around Sam's bonfire. Also, for your viewing pleasure-Neil's obscene finger!

jesselizaroo-Jesse Brown, Liz Learn, and "kangaroo friend" in an Australian Zoo.

jessem-The infamous Jesse Mack, having fun in the sun in Ireland.

jessesmile-That there is Jesse Brown, showing us his pearly whites.

jessewetyell-Jesse Brown lets out a mighty roar as some mighty cold water hits him.

jessewetyell2-Again with the wet Jesse yelling, only this time with Melissa in the background.

jewishgym-A nice picture of myself, Pat Lally's cousin, Mike Brion, Liz Oakden, and Pat Seymour playing on the playground equiptment at the Elmira JCC, at Andy Rachlin's birthday party.

*johanna-Johanna Schmitt, at the Flipse Compound, taking pictures of someone else.

*johnbigwinner-The deal with Casinos is this- If you have a lot of money, you get to play games on tables and you will probably lose it, but you might not. Skill can be a factor in this. If you have little money, or you're afraid of the tables, you play slot machines and video poker, and you lose your money. But sometimes they give you a few coins just to keep you going. Keep in mind, although JP Morgan looks like he won real money here, those are Canadian coins and worth (according to my calculations) $0.001. Also of interest - simply taking this picture at, oh, 6AM on a Monday morning in a Casino still managed to attract at least three employees. They said we couldn't take any pictures and carded us for the seventeenth time.

*johnfalls-It's like a postcard or something. John Morgan, the Canadian falls in the background. Just barely far enough away that the mist from the falls couldn't turn us into human ice sculptures.

*johnkatie-As part of our ill-concieved trip to Canada, John Morgan and I stopped by Katie Dill's place at the University of Rochester, mostly to bum some food off of her, keep her from going to class, and to experience "The Korean Smell."

johnlizlaugh-I've just gotta shake my head sometimes, but it's all in the interest of good fun. In case you've ever wanted to know what John Tomlinson would look line in a Manson-themed dress, while Liz Learn laughed at him, well, have I ever got a scan for you. Somewhere.

johnmalldark-Closeup of John Tomlinson in the Arnot Mall parking garage. The goofy look on his face is not my fault, he's just weird like that.

*johnmorgan-I rarely find signs that say "Flipse." This makes me sad. Visiting Rochester, though, JP found out that there's a wing of a dorm there apparently named after him.

*johnoutsidecasino-John Morgan outside Casino Niagra, as we arrived there to drop $20 each and turn around to go home.

*johnoutsidecasino2-More of the same, but with John's eyes closed. Now, seriously, if you're working in some Canadian casino, what motivation do you have to ask this kid for ID every 15 minutes? That's all I want to know.

justinchurch-Can't have enough low-angle camera shots, especially of one Sir Justin Niles at the Rock Church (Not Rock and Roll, you fool! Like, it's carved out of rock, or something.) in Helsinki.

justincrush-Who could forget the scene aboard the cruise boat when Joel crushed Mr. Justin Niles in the top bunk of the bunkbed?(Yes, that is his shoe.)

justindoc-Justin and Doc, as well as Katie Gruber outside of a castle in Scandanavia.

justinfloor-This was at our very swank hotel in Helsinki, we were all so giddy about having somewhere nice to stay, that I opened the door too fast as Justin was coming in, knocking him onto his arse in the hallway, and so, of course I took a pic.

justinhair-A nice overhead shot of Justin on the Scandanavia trip, after the haircut, and after he died it blue. Also, he's got on the "space shades."

justinhair2-Closeup of Justin with his long hair.

*keithformal-Keith Kravec isn't really dressed up for Formal in this picture, but that's where he is. He lost the shirt and tie so he didn't mess them up while chugging unreasonable amounts of champagne.

knockout-Well, appearances do often decieve, but it sure looks to me like Liz Learn has just landed a right cross on Charlie Miller's jaw.

laine-A picture of Laine looking very thoughtful, perhaps brooding in the restaurant of our "swank" hotel in Helsinki. What you don't know is that she was fashioning an elephant out of her mashed potatoes.

lainebeach-Laine Stager, on the beach in Helsinki, perhaps reflecting on the trips that had been.

lainedylanbeach-Picture of a very scraggly me WWF wrestling Laine on the beach in Helsinki.

lainerun-Laine Stager at her house running between dual water guns.

lancenanpats-Lance Heaps, Nancy, and Pat Seymour recline on a couch at camp. Someone here is breaking the rules, because that couch is either in the guys' lounge or the girls' lounge, and we weren't supposed to even be on the floor of members of the opposite sex.

lancenanstore-Lance and Nancy share a moment in the Mansfield University gift shop.

landscape1-A picture of the beautiful New Zealand landscape.

landscape2-A second picture of the beautiful New Zealand landscape.

lather-Mike Brion, Liz, and I all washing our hair in a waterfall near Seneca Lake.

leaving-A picture of some of the parents and kids getting ready to leave for London, so many years ago.

legs-An interesting picture from outside of Ruby Tuesdays in the Arnot Mall featuring Nancy, Marshall, Sam, Sean, and Jesse.

leid-Everyone knows (especially Dustin, Justin, Jessica Heaps, and Nancy) that when you get to Hawaii you get leid!

leid2-A much clearer pic of Dustin, Luke, Jessica, and Justin being leid.

liz-A picture of Liz in her track jacket.

liz1-Wet Liz, taken in her barn near her pond.

liz2-A nearly surreal pic of Liz with what you can see to be quite the storm going on around her. Also, the top of Charlie's head is visible somewhere around her shoulder. (Hey! I'm sorry for the short jokes! Please stop punching me in the ankle!)

liz3-Liz with Marc, Laine, Beth, the beautiful city of Copenhagen, and someone who appears to be Father Time all behind her.

liz4-Liz standing outside of a building in Mansfield.

lizallison-Liz and Allison Cleland kickin back at the Mansfield Cafeteria.

lizart-A young Liz Learn shows off some art from the art class at camp.

lizflying-Hold the Peter Pan jokes, it's just Liz showing us that she could have been a ballerina if she'd wanted to, at her 16th birthday party.

*lizincognito-It's not paranoia when they really are after you, Liz.

lizletitia-Letitia Montgomery (You know, someday your face is just going to stick like that!) and Liz Learn (Mmmmmm, icee) at the 1890s Festival.

lizmike-Yet another great picture from the Great Camp-out at Seneca Lake reunion! This one is of Liz Learn trying to throw Mike Brion into the cold, cold water while Marshall Roupp (God of Fire) looks on.

lizpillow-Taken at my house during JB98, she is not standing on her head, and this picture is not upside down. She is actually holding a pillow while jumping to hit her head on the ceiling. *shrug*

lizsamnan-Liz Oakden, Sam Corbett, and Nancy Maschmeyer at Oakden's graduation.

lizstore-Wooo, Liz Learn being all s-e-x-x-y in the gift shop at Mansfield.

lobby-Neil and I, along with some others, including Lance and Jessica Heaps, sitting on the floor of the lounge in Pinecrest Dorm.

lobbygirls-Some girls killing time in the lobby of Pinecrest.

lookout-A picture from near my house of a lookout where you can see a good bit of Williamsport featuring Charlie Miller, Rachel Flipse, Liz, myself, and Marshall Roupp's backside.

luke-Luke Krauss from a picture taken in Australia. (He hates this picture.=)

luke2-Luke Krauss's school picture.

*lukeamysamdaveattic-Various folks lounging around in various states of dress on the third floor of my house during JBME. It is to be expected.

lukedocjess-Luke Krauss, Doc, and Jessica Heaps in Sydney with the bridge behind them.

lukefirestick-Luke Krauss holds a large piece of burning paper on a stick at Sam's bonfire.

lukehfirejump-Who says white men can't jump? Luke Hollister can, or else he woulda left Piefest 99 a little toastier.

lukeneildance-Luke Krauss (In facepaint) and Neil (In drag) tango at Liz's party. It was a good party, you can tell.

lung-after-Best viewed after lung-before, this show's Neil's lung after the surgery, staples and all.

lung-before-Neil's lung before surgery.

mall-Neil, Sam, myself, Jesse, and Brit lounging at the Arnot Mall.

malltables-Just some goofing around at some tables at the mall.

malltables2-Sam, Liz Learn, Marshall, Nancy, Ryan, and Liz Oakden's arms sitting around some tables in the Arnot Mall foodcourt.

mansfield-This is a view that any Mansfield Camper would have to remember. Coming back from play practice in the evening as the sun starts to set, racing up the stairs and across campus to be first in line for the pizza or wings.

marclainejstnjoel-Marc Bender, Laine Stager, Sir Justin Niles, and Joel Wilbur pose for me at Mansfield University.

marshall-Marshall Roupp and Jesse Brown near Liz's pond with quite a storm going on outside.

marshallgof-Marshall God of Fire at Brittany's Camp Out reunion. Featuring his Fire and Dennis Huggins.

marshallmix-Not really a scan, but a tape label I made for The Marshall Mix, which was to be a mix tape of They Might Be Giants songs, featuring Why Does The Sun Shine? for Marshall, but has never quite been made.

marshbritpepsi-I should sell this to PepsiCo. Very good picture of Marshall and Brittany.

marshcool-Marshall being cool at the Lycoming Mall.

*marshalljbme-The thing about Marshall Roupp is that he's freakin awesome. So if he's telling a joke, or making a point, or just speaking in a funny voice for no particular reason, listen to the man.

marshnan-This is Nancy and her appendage Marshall in the arcade at the Arnot Mall.

marshnan2-Marshall and Nancy, backed by a cast of dozens in Ithaca.

marshnan3-Marshall and Nancy during JB98 at my house.

marshnan4-Marshall and Nancy at the Arnot Mall, "being one."

marshneil-Marshall Roupp (With the shades, no less.) and Neil Bardhan at the Arnot Mall.

marshneilpat-Nancy, Marshall, Neil, and Pat Seymour at Mo Holland's birthday party.

marshshades-Know those little bird things that just bob up and down and are supposed to look like they're drinking out of a glass of water? Marshall looks like one of those (Well I think so) in this picture, from the summer of 1999, outside the Arnot Mall.

marshspace-Marshall apparently aboard an alien ship, or possibly at the projector room of his place of employment.

matneilelsluke-Dan's friend Matt, Neil and his bare foot, Liz Oakden, and Luke Krauss sitting around Sam's bonfire.

matt-Matt Dudek dozing on his couch.

mattbeanie-Matt reclining on my couch with my Beanie Baby Turtle. Not as gross as it may sound.

mattdance-Matt Dudek doing the pidgeon dance in my house. Really.

mattdylanwwf-Matt about to perform some terribly painful WWF move or other on me. He is also wearing my South Park shirt, as he managed to close the window on my van while my sister had her large Coke from Taco Bell there, thereby exploding it on his own shirt. Matt is a cool guy.

mattflip-Matt and I. You just figure out how we took it.

mattgum-Matt offering me some bubble gum, while Pat Lally tries to sleep in the background.

mattodd-This *giggle* is Matt *giggle* Dudek with *giggle* a sticker on his head that *giggle* says "From The Library of Dylan S. Flipse" and wearing *giggle* my $2 red beret from the Gap.

mattpaper-Matt was in the paper, along with a girl's relay cause they went to nationals. He's on the right. =)

maze-Another real old pic, again from England in the summer of 93. This time, it was at a well-known hedge maze deal. The idea is to get to the tower in the middle, as you can see Dave Robison and I did first, and then watch the other people scurry along. Heheh.

mcdonalds-Another picture from the traditional visit to McDonald's after the camp play. Stylin hella-brite yellow shirts included.

mibs-Beware the Men In Black, looking sharp for their performance in Lil' Abner.

mikcharmime-Mike Brion and Charlie Miller doing their best mime impressions.

mikcharrach-Rachel, Charlie Miller, and Mike Brion outside of the Lycoming Mall.

mikdenchar-Mike, Dennis Huggins, and Charlie inside their room at camp.

mikdendog-Mike and Dennis with Brit's dog.

mikdog-Mike eating chocolate breakfast cereal, while looking at Brit's dumb dog.

mike-Lookie, lookie girls. It's a rather young Mike Brion topless =ş

mikeeat-Mike Brion grabbing a quick snack at the Arnot Mall.

mikeneilvan-Mike and Neil in my van somewhere in Ithaca, NY.

mikeonvan-No, no, I didn't scan anything upside down. (Notice the trees) That little spot on Mike's forehead is where it comes in contact with the windshield of my van. Any questions?

miker-Mike Robison on some hills in Austria.

mikesit-Mike Brion, sitting. Hey, don't always go for the thrills.

mikeskip-Mike Brion skipping stones onto Seneca Lake.

mikevan-It's times like this when I say-"Damnit Mike! Get off my van!"

mikjohnrach-Mike Brion, John Tomlinson, and Rachel Flipse in a picture Ellen Gerdes of them riding in the back of my van.

missymonster-Don't be scared, kids! That's just Melissa Vellela saying "Hi!" to me while I was in the Space Van.

missytomwet-Melissa and Tom hanging out with some kids at the little water park we visited in Northampton. Good view of Rich's dreads too.

mo-Maureen "Mo" Holland just hanging out.

moalissa-Alissa Lockcuff (Girl from my school.) and Mo Holland just chillin.

mobat-Mo preparing to hit me with a softball bat. Ow.

mokatieerin-Mo Holland with Katie Dill and Erin Lindsay (More girls from school.)

momatt-Mo Holland and that Incredibly-hoser-like Matt Keiser.

moteam-Mo and her softball team at some sort of Nationals in Texas. Pffft. Like that's even a state.

mrbvd-I have no comment on Mr. BVD, other than that girls are a lot more weird than they let on. Especially in groups.

mrbvd2-See description for mrbvd.jpg.

mrbvdgroup-See descriptions for mrbvd.jpg and mrbvd2.jpg.

nancejohn-Nancy Maschmeyer and John Emmo in Neil's mom's car.

nanboard-Nan "bustin a mad phattie move" on a snowboard game in the arcade. Probably.

nancetruck-Nancy and Charlie standing while Pat sits on a truck behind them, all watching Neil attempting to cook his shoes.

nancy-Nancy at her house holding a small, fluffie, white dog.

nancyblanket-Nancy being attacked by a blanket that sometimes goes by the name of Neil Bardhan.

nancydrive-Nancy playing a racing game at the arcade at the Arnot Mall.

nancyleid-Nancy Maschmeyer getting leid in Hawaii.

nandylan-Nancy Maschmeyer and I during the Damn Yankees year at Camp.

nandylanjesse-Nancy Maschmeyer, Dylan Flipse (trademark hat-included), and Jesse Heaps pose for a picture at the cafeteria.

nanmall-Very simply Nancy at the mall.

nanmarsh-Nancy and Marshall in my van in Ithaca.

nanmo-Great picture of Nancy (upside-down fool) and Mo Holland. (pondering something?)

nanmouth-Nancy shows off her moose antlers and, look ma, no cavities!

nanmovie-Nancy Maschmeyer and Brittany at a movie.

nannun-Nancy all dressed up, and as a nun no less.

nansleep-Nancy catching a few moments of sleep at JB98. Who's hand that is, I have no idea.

nazis-Taken during Sound of Music year at camp, featuring Pat Seymour, Dan the Man, Neil, Andy Rachlin, Head Nun Nancy, and some kid.

neil1-This is what happens when we let Neil near the scanner. First, he makes a poor scan. (Not to mention that in this school picture, he looks like a member of the Hindu Beatles.) And then, he deviates from the normal image naming scheme! In numbered series, the first picture is not suffixed by the number one. There are, of course, exceptions, but I'll find ways to blame them on Neil later.

neil2-Closeup of Neil, watchout, he might lick you.

neil5-Neil at one of those middle school dances he chaperones.

neilandy-Neil Bardhan and Andy Rachlin in my (Very crowded at this point) van in Ithaca.

neilbox-Just Neil and his boxers.

neilbra-Um, gross. That's is Neil, not sure whose bra, and that is Sam's hand. That's all I'm gonna say.

neilbritstraddle-Call the FCC, FBI, ABC, and 123! I'm still a minor, damnit, and some things just aren't fit to be published. No, seriously, I'm sure Neil has a reasonable explaination for being caught in this particular position with Brit.

neilcouch-Some idiot photographer cut off Neil's forehead, as he reclines on Liz's couch. Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

neildangroove-This is Neil and Dan just shakin that booty. Getting down in funkytown, if you will.

neildork-Neil is such a dork.

neildylliz-Neil, myself, and Liz in our usual Starlight Express lineup, but on one of the couches in one of the TV rooms at Camp.

neilelssit-Neil Bardhan and Liz Oakden sitting in some lawn chairs around Sam's Bonfire.

neilfire-Neil roasting his shoes over an open fire while Charlie and Pat (Yes he IS wearing pants) look on.

neilhead-The back of Neil's head.

neiljeffnan-*ahem* Neil, Jeff Lapp, and Nancy conversing at JB98.

neilmouth-Neil, with his mouth wide open, ready to take your money. Er. For soda.

neilnancouch-Neil and Nancy "share a moment" on Liz's couch.

neilnandark-Neil and Nancy cavort in the darkness, somewhere.

neilpat-Neil Bardhan and Pat Seymour bein the cool guys they are at a night football game.

neilpat2-Pat Seymour on lookout while Neil stands by.

neilpatl-Neil jammin while Pat Lally tears into a pixie stick.

neilpatsom-A young Neil Bardhan and Pat Seymour backstage at Sound of Music.

neilperv-As I always say, you can never have too many pictures of Neil sleeping with his hands down his pants. Honest.

neilpervjesse-Another great pic of Neil sleeping with his hands down his pants, this one includes Jesse Brown being highly amused.

neilrosestraddle-Not only does Neil keep doing...this...but now it's with more than one partner. Doesn't that kid worry about catching ebola or anything?

neilshirt-Just one of those highly random pictures, this is of Neil's Bill The Cat shirt, sometime while he was chaperoning a middle school dance.

neilsleep-While Neil claims that I took this picture while he was "nearly naked, man!" you can clearly see that he is mearly zonked out.

neilsparks-Neil (That's him with the hat) plays with the fire while sparks fly up and out.

neilstairs-Neil doing his best "Nude Descending A Staircase" impression, cept thankfully without the nude bit.

neiltech-A rather slicked back Neil, with his techie headphones.

*nikscary-Nik Ambrosh has the appearance of a scary individual. Appearances decieve, as I'm pretty sure the most violent thing he could possibly do to you is bury you under an avalanche of CD-Rs with "divx" movies on them. Also "featured" are Tom Smith, Jesse Brown, Johanna Schmitt, Charlie Miller, and Ryan Searfoss.

notwetyet-Sam, Missy, Tom, and Rich prepare to get nice and wet on a hot summer day in Northampton, MA, as we wait for the NoHo Folk Festival to work its way to Moxy Früvous's time on stage. We got rained on like the dickens later that day.

pamamystraughn-Pam and Amy, along with a nice view of Straughn Auditorium.

pamdork-What can I say? Sometimes Pam just looks a little dorky. But that's why we love her.

party-First picture from Liz's 16th Birthday party, featuring Rachel, Liz with feather boa, Pat Seymour in Boy Scout uniform, and the back Pat Lally(Disco Inferno).

party2-From Liz's party, Jeff Lapp with hardhat and Neil in drag.

party3-Continuing the series from Liz's party, this features Dan in my hockey gear, and Liz in the background.

party4-One more pic from Liz's party, featuring Pat Lally, Brit, Liz, Pat Seymour, and Andy Rachlin.

patdansam-Pat Lally, Dan Welch, and Sam Corbett laughing it up at the Arnot Mall.

patdylanstare-Sometimes I wish I had no more picture descriptions to write. It's those times that I wish I could pursue my true passion, which is getting people to take strange pictures of me and my friends, specifically Pat Lally. Oh, hehehe.

patelsneil-Pat Seymour, Liz Oakden, Neil Bardhan, and some of Sam Corbett.

patfop-This is THE coolest picture ever. Really, more people should have their friends send pictures like this. Seriously, I think this is Pat Seymour at a play practice.

pathair-Pat Seymour with some very slighty rumpled hair.

pathair2-Another one of Seymour's hair, but this time nicely slicked. Also, get to see him dressed up like a preacher. Can't miss!

patl-A young Pat Lally at camp, apparently attacking this photographer.

patleyes-They Might Be Giants sing that "I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed." Pat Lally will not be seeing himself in the mirror any time soon.

patneilleg-Taken during a meal at the Arnot Mall during which Neil had developed an attraction for Pat Lally's leg.

pats-Closeup of Pat Seymour from the inside of my van.

pats2-Another one of Pat Seymour.

patscared-Pat shouldn't be so afraid of the camera. It doesn't bite. It just blinds you!

patsdylan-Pat Seymour and I sitting around the ping-pong table. I'm probably just explaining how I whupped him at ping-pong.

patsneil-Pat Seymour and Neil Bardhan with some empty tables in the cafeteria the backdrop for their illicit affair.

paul-A pic of Paul Brion.

paul2-Paul at school, plotting to take over the world!

paulchairarse-Paul...a chair...his arse. I'm in the picture too. You really don't want any more details.

*paulcurls-I am pretty. Oh so pretty. Paul Brion is prettier when he has my sister Rachel curl his hair.

*paulcurls2-If at any point in your life you were presented with the opportunity to take pictures of Paul Brion with curls in his hair, you'd take at least two of them. And I did. (This was at some time previous to JBME, for the curious.)

paulgoalie-The things that go on in the back of the van when I'm busy driving to the mall... Here we have Paul Brion, wearing my goalie helmet and his own sunglasses, hanging out as we drive around.

paulwave-Paul Brion waving to some nice ladies (One dollah?) at the mall.

pepper-Our dog Pepper gnawing on a bone in our backyard.

*pepperinbed-Things cooler than my dog Pepper - nothing. No more to say.

*pepperjbme-Pepper keepin an eye or two on things. Makin sure the rowdies don't get too rowdy, you know how it is.

picofpic-Very cool, not to be missed. I took a picture of the computer screen, which showed my Quickcam picture of me sitting at the computer, taking a picture of the screen.

piefestfolks-Pie Fest is, of course, the hippie festival held near Mansfield every year in celebration of pie. A worthy cause indeed. Included here are Jesse Brown, Luke Hollister, Tom Smith, Scott Foreman-Murray, Danny Schmit, and Megan Slater.

pizza-We need to fire the damn photographer who keeps taking these blurry pictures. This is one of Neil, Beth Worthy, Nancy, and Marshall, some of whom were very wet, at a pizza place in Ithaca, NY.

poster-Rachel Flipse, Amy Sirianni, Pat Seymour and Mo Holland display their poster depicting "The Perfect World."

*prestoformal-What we have here...Tim Presto at the Beta Theta Pi formal in Niagra Falls. Later that evening, this man would tell me he'd pay for all the damages and take all the blame if I'd throw the TV through the window of Kurt Dornan's (17th floor) room.

rachamydaneln-Rachel Flipse, Amy Sirianni, Dan Welch, and Ellen Gerdes chow down on pizza at the Arnot Mall.

rachel-A picture of my sister Rachel when she was very young, outside and playing in the snow.

racheldog-This picture features Rachel holding a dog. In no way is this file name intended to say that Rachel IS a dog.

*rachelphone-My biomedical engineer friends and those interested in the field of cybernetics will be delighted to know that researchers have sucessfully attached a telephone to the head of Rachel Flipse. Happens.

room-A picture of the corner of my room, complete with my Have a Day posters from camp, Stonehenge posters from England, Toilet sign from Ireland, and Castle poster from Austria, not to mention my red beret from the Gap.

rose-Rose Linnell at the Arnot Mall in August 98.

roseliz-When I think of the two things I love most in this world...I'd say that they'd have to be IRC and my computer. Anyway, here's a picture of Rose Linnell and Liz Oakden conversating at Sam's second summer bonfire.

rosemalldark-Rose Linnell proves she's unarmed (?) while loitering around the Arnot Mall parking garage.

roseneilshirts-It's like...totally Neil Bardhan and Rose Linnell doing something, like, totally wacky with their shirts at Sam's second summer bonfire.

rosesamels-Three crazy fools, Rose Linnell, Sam Corbett, and Liz Oakden goofing around outside the movie theater.

rosewave-Rose Linnell waves to me (Everyone loves a Flipse) while Sarah Kuykendall takes another picture.

rosewavebill-Rose (Love the hat) waves to me through the back of the van while Bill stands around being Bill.

*ryanamyjamie-Ryan, Amy, and Jamie came to my house for JBME. Here they are pictured, seated. This is not a particularly exciting picture, but Jamie's sexy looks compelled me to include it on this page.

ryanmall-Ryan Searfoss in the Arnot Mall food court.

ryanmalldark-Closeup of Ryan Searfoss in the Arnot Mall Parking Garage. The poor quality of pictures prefixed with "dark" isn't my fault. Sam took them in low lighting conditions without a flash.

*ryanpensive-Like some sort of whacked-out Jedi ninja about to unleash hellfire on a particularly belligerent tollbooth operator, Ryan pauses for a moment of reflection and cracks his nuckles.

sam-Sam, perhaps pondering the fate of the Spotted Owl.

sam2-Probably should be sammalldark, because it's Sam, in the Arnot Mall parking garage, in the dark, with no flash.

sambeth-Sam Corbett and Beth Worthey (And Neil's hat, actually.) in Marshall's car in Ithaca, NY.

sambethwet-Sam and Beth, with Marshall and Nancy behind them, being very wet while waiting for a They Might Be Giants show.

samdrive-Sam Corbett in the Arnot Mall arcade.

samdylanauto-This is myself autographing Sam Corbett's chest with a Sharpie®. Of course he liked it.

samneilluke-Sam, Neil in drag, and Luke in facepaint at Liz's party.

samnoshirt-Sam, after removing his shirt to frolic at the waterpark outside the Moxy Früvous concert in Northampton in the summer of 1999.

samodd-Just...Sam.

sampixie-Sam doing hits of pixie stick.

sampizza-Sam Corbett displaying some of the fine pizza that can be obtained (Cheap!) at the Arnot Mall.

samsigned-In my humble, but terribly correct opinion, Sam usually isn't worth much. Unless you have a genuine Dylan Flipse autographed Sam Corbett. Very rare.

samsplash-Sam absorbing the full effect of a bucket of water at a small waterpark in Massachusetts.

sarah-Sarah Hughes writing something at Camp.

satanbeach-Brittany's beach at Seneca Lake being lit by red highway flares, which we came to call Satan Beach. Features (though it's hard to tell) Dennis Huggins and Marshall God of Fire.

*shinycolumn-New camera, picking Rose and Drew up from the airport in Baltimore, I'm inclined to take pictures of random things. There was this niftily polished column, you can see the distorted reflection of Tom, Sam, and Dylan Freakin Flipse.

shower-Mike Brion, myself, and Liz Learn showering under a waterfall at the Great Camp-out reunion on Seneca Lake.

*skitommyformal-These Betas look like they aren't having a good time at Formal, but, ohhhhh boy did they fool you. Josh Bryniarski and Tommy Raffay are the men in question.

smackrachel-John Tomlison watches from the way back seat while Mike Brion smacks Rachel Flipse with her own sandal. Heh.

speakerman-Sam made this little man on his speakers. I understand he dances when the bass is way up.

stairs-A shot from the bottom the the stairs that everyone at camp who ever took Scuba diving, went swimming, or just had the urge to slide down an arse-kickin bannister remembers well.

stonechair-A large group picture from the famous Stone Chair in Australia. It's hard to make out many of the faces, but you can see that it features Justin Niles, Calvin, Laine Stager, Steve "I like salt" Gavin, Marc Bender, Robin, and Luke Krauss.

stonechair2-A second Stone Chair picture from Australia, featuring the same impressive lineup, but a little clearer and less in shadow.

strangleliz-Sam Corbett strangling Liz Learn with a power cable I gave him. Accomplice to murder carries some pretty stiff jail time. I better flee to Mexico. Hola seniorita! Que pasa el burrito y salsa?

sydney-A nice shot of the Opera House and the Bridge from the Australian trip.

sydeny2-A pretty picture of the city of Sydney, from a tower of some sort.

tedbus-My good friend Ted Ware sitting on the bus on the way home from school.

tom-Tom's soo cute. Yes he's soooo cute. What a good boy! This picture reminds me of Pepper.

tomdrop-The cheerfully witty and clearly unsteady Tom Smith drops from a tree branch that he had been hanging on.

*tomeating-It's Tom Smith. The kid eats. The kid occasionally goes to the Arnot Mall. You figure it out.

tomicee-Neato angle (Why, it makes him look tall!) on this pic of Tom Smith enjoying an icee at the 1890s Festival. Ask him how he got a stain on his shoe that day.

*tomkatie-When you kidnap Katie Dill and take her to the Arnot Mall, and your name is Tom Smith, and you're kinda standin around near the escalator, this is what happens.

*tomkatie2-At one time in his life, Tom Smith was rather determined to wear black, low-top Chuck Taylor All Stars to his senior prom. It is for many reasons similar to this that I simply love that kid. Other reasons include the fact that he's in this picture. Katie Dill is also very cool, and also in this picture.

tomkids-To quote the Frü Lads-"We took the babies we knew, and the toddlers we knew" (End quote, begin commentary) and we told them to encircle Tom while he stands in the middle of a small fountain.

*tomlukestilts-Tom Smithy and Luke Krauss take care of some adjustments on a pair of stilts. Odds are good that this would have lead to bad things, but I believe it turned out ok. My dad's collection of blue glass (partially visable in the background) came out unscathed.

*tommcm2-Tom Smith playing Motocross Madness 2 in my study. That game infuriates me with fabulous gameplay totally ruined by poor network code, which quite frequently kills any multiplayer experience.

tommissycrawl-Tom and Melissa get down on the ground and funky while playing at a waterpark in Northampton.

tomnoshirt-For someone as heavy as Tom (For instance, even the fiercely strong windshield of the Space Van can't hold him), the boy sure looks skinny. Get him something to eat other than his own thumbnail.

tomsplash-Tom Smith gets splashed with a bucket-o-water at a little waterpark in Massachusetts.

*tomstilts-He doesn't need em, but Tom is walking around the downstairs of my house on some stilts in this picture. It was a bit before JBME. Bull in a china shop, I say.

tugowar-Tom Smith and Sam Corbett fight over a power cord while Liz Oakden calls them both "dorks."

tvroom-A pic that brings back a lotta memories of eating wings from Pudgies and watching TV at camp, featuring Pat Seymour, me, and Mike Brion.

ultimate-Truly the Ultimate picture, featuring all kinds of fun, fun, fun folks.

ultimate2-Even more Ultimate than last time!

viking-A group picture from Viking Land (No joke!) in Norway with Joel, Liz Learn, Katie Gruber, Laine Stager, Rachel Flipse, Susan Sweet, Emily Colegrove, Marc Bender, myself, Mr. Justin Niles, Beth, Doc, Jan, and Alissa Heaps.

wading-One of few pictures I have from Austria, this is of a pool we all rested our poor feet in shortly after we arrived in the country.

wenpat-Wendy Girvin and Pat Seymour playing cards at Camp.

wetnanner-A very wet Nancy at the reunion I sometimes call The Mistake By The Lake, but other people know as That Time We Got Really Freakin Wet At Liz's Pond.

wetrichjessejohanna-Rich Hosler, Jesse Brown, and Johanna Schmit hang out, soaking wet, in Massachusetts.

whatcameout-The bit of Neil's lung they cut out, best viewed after lung-before and lung-after, or after eating a large piece of steak.

winston-It's just a very young me and Winston Churchill