Fun Fact of the Day Twenty-Four
I feel like slapping myself with a fish.
That's not me talking, that's the Carnuba Wax talking. Have you ever been in Tic-Tac withdrawal(spelling)? Nasty. Guess what I found out? My cousin is a drug rep and he sell Prozac. I got a pen!!! He's the MAN. I should be writing my speech, but this is more fun!!! Ouch, those fish hurt! Get me an IV drip stat!! I always wanted to say that. You love me, you really love me. Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. *sniff* That always gets me. Did you ever sit down and just gobble down croutons, right out of the box? Now that's good eatin. Not that I would ever do that of course. Never mind. The Ambigously Gay Duo. Ace and Gary. What's with those two anyway? SNL fans will know what the hell I'm talking about. I now have wasted ten minutes of valuable writing time.
Affcot (AF-kot) n.
The sort of fart you hope people will talk after. Wouldn't it be great if these words passed into common usage? In fact I think I'll start using that one right now.
You know those books that say (Blank) For Dummies?
